00:01:18:<i>You're listening to K-LOST,|home of the apocalypse.</i> 00:01:21:<i>The call-in question of the day|is "Who will be the new King?"</i> 00:01:25:<i>I'm sending in an ICBM|across the wasteland</i> 00:01:28:<i>for all of you|on the yellow brick road to Vegas</i> 00:01:30:<i>looking for a hero.</i> 00:01:32:<i>If you find one,|send him my way, baby !</i> 00:01:59:David! 00:04:23:What? 00:04:29:Float away, little butterfly,|just flutter away... 00:04:36:I got a gig in Vegas. 00:04:38:And the wastelands|ain't no place for kids ! 00:05:26:He's still there... 00:05:31:Cross that line, kid, 00:05:34:I'll cut your little|teddy bear in half ! 00:05:36:Last kid that crossed that line, 00:05:38:I had to summon up the Spinach|Monster with my rock'n'roll magic. 00:05:42:Spinach monster grabbed him,|pulled him underground, 00:05:44:made him eat spinach all day. 00:05:46:Rumour has it, kid... 00:05:51:He's still there... 00:07:23:Alright boys,|we kill him now or later ? 00:07:26:- Kill him now...|- Later ? 00:07:29:No, we'd better wait till he's drunk... 00:07:49:Nice shoes... 00:08:04:Don't touch my guitar, man.|Don't even touch it. 00:08:08:Hollow body six-string... 00:08:11:1957 ! 00:08:13:A good year... 00:08:19:See those cats over there ?|Those cats are King material... 00:08:24:going all the way to Vegas ! 00:08:28:The only one going|to Vegas around here is me. 00:08:34:I know your type, buddy...|You ain't going to Vegas ! 00:08:39:Where you go, 00:08:40:Death follows|like a blown out '52 Plymouth ! 00:09:07:Top Hat's put a big price|on that guitar, buddy ! 00:09:11:But maybe you give it to us... 00:09:13:We forget we ever saw you... 00:09:16:Come on guys, 00:09:17:pulling night isn't till Tuesday... 00:09:20:Who are you foolin' ? 00:09:23:Maybe you were good once... 00:09:25:What are you looking at ? 00:09:27:But now, everybody knows|you're just a washed up rocker, 00:09:32:who can't tell a six-string|from a shot glass. 00:09:36:You're probably|not even worth killing... 00:09:41:but maybe we kill you anyway ! 00:09:51:Nice tuxedo... 00:09:54:Nice tuxedo to die in ! 00:09:58:Nobody messes with the Pinpals and|gets away with it ! Nobody ! 00:10:02:Yeah... nobody ! 00:11:25:Pick up the spare... 00:11:27:Should've waited|till I was drunk, Gutterball. 00:11:59:I don't think he's drunk yet... 00:12:10:Nice car... 00:12:13:Thanks. 00:12:36:Tag ! 00:12:40:You're it ! 00:13:09:You gotta be kidding ? 00:13:16:Well ? What are you waiting for ? 00:13:31:Damn ! 00:13:33:Guess it's not my day... 00:13:48:You're it ! 00:14:07:Beware the Spinach Monster. 00:14:10:See you in hell, boy ! 00:14:14:It was him ! 00:14:17:He was here... 00:14:20:They were my best bowlers. 00:14:22:The one with the four eyes|will be hard to defeat. 00:14:28:What's the matter, comrade Death ? 00:14:31:You... 00:14:34:I asked you|to kill one simple guitarist, 00:14:37:and what do I get ? 00:14:39:Dead bald guys... 00:14:42:You four have failed me for the last - 00:14:47:Nice shoes... 00:14:56:<i>Another caller, can you dig it ?</i> 00:14:57:<i>We're rockin'n'rollin|ourselves to death !</i> 00:15:00:<i>Yeah, Werewolf ? I just saw death</i> 00:15:03:<i>and he's looking for your number !</i> 00:15:05:<i>Well you just tell|that dark ugly dude</i> 00:15:07:<i>that my number is|555-Unlisted, baby !</i> 00:16:25:Not bad... 00:17:19:<i>ENTERING NEVADA BADLAND</i> 00:17:45:Thanks for the ride, kid ! 00:17:51:<i>Here we go, you're on|the air with the Werewolf</i> 00:17:53:<i>the topic is...</i> 00:17:57:<i>Who will be|the next king of rock'n'roll ?</i> 00:18:33:<i>Here's one for all|the hopeless romantics,</i> 00:18:35:<i>abandoned and broken hearted|down-and-outs</i> 00:18:37:<i>choking up|that highway to love, baby !</i> 00:22:30:Swell... 00:22:31:<i>Listen up, baby,|for a word from our sponsors</i> 00:22:34:<i>Are you a busy rock warrior ?</i> 00:22:38:<i>Are you constantly plagued|by small annoying animals on the path?</i> 00:22:42:<i>Call us to round up all your stray cats,|dogs and other furry creatures...</i> 00:22:47:<i>Can you dig it?</i> 00:22:56:Sounds like we need a ratchet,|stray cat. 00:23:11:Fire ! 00:23:18:Why, Arriette !|Look who's come to dinner ! 00:23:22:Why, it's Wally Fishbinder 00:23:25:and his little boy Jed... 00:23:28:How the hell are you boy ? 00:23:31:So I suppose you don't have|a ratchet in that bag, right ? 00:23:35:How the hell are you boy ? 00:23:37:You've finished paying off|that new Plymouth of yours ? 00:23:40:I tell ya, 00:23:41:I sure hope to hell you didn't|go to one of those boys on the lot ! 00:23:44:They see you coming|a mile away, 00:23:47:ready to eat you alive ! 00:23:50:Those Plymouth dealers will|tell you they're cutting you a break, 00:23:53:when all they're doing is just|fattening you up for the slaughter ! 00:23:57:All little Rusty can talk about 00:23:59:is riding in the|Fishbinder's new Studebaker! 00:24:02:Oh my, Jeddy, you're just|a little weed is what you are ! 00:24:08:You just get plumper|every time we see you ! 00:24:12:Come up here sweetie ! 00:24:16:You ever try a pink golf ball Wally ? 00:24:19:Why, the wind shear|alone on a pink golf ball 00:24:23:can take the head|clean off a 90 lb midget 00:24:27:at over 300 yards... 00:24:32:So, you don't have a ratchet. 00:24:36:Can I get you anything ? 00:24:37:Some coffee ?|Would you like some candy ? 00:24:40:Here would you like some candy ? 00:24:42:Can I get you anything at all ?|Here, have some candy ! 00:24:48:Don't you think|this is a nice family, kid ? 00:24:52:Look, they're a little strange but|they're better than what's outside... 00:24:57:Rusty's been looking for a new|third base man ! You play, Jedd ? 00:25:02:Have some candy...|Here you are ! 00:25:05:It'll put some meat|on your bones, slugger! 00:25:20:- Bye Bye !|- Bye Bye... 00:25:45:He looks nice and marinated, dear... 00:25:48:Slice me off a thigh, honey bunch ! 00:26:07:Windmill People !|I hate those guys... 00:26:13:Phooey ! No breakfast again... 00:26:21:Aha! Ratchet... 00:26:40:Nice kitty... 00:26:44:Hurry daddy, the wind's picking up ! 00:26:54:Hurry daddy, they're getting closer ! 00:27:04:Hurry home Jedd,|or you'll be late for school ! 00:27:44:Watch your back buddy,|there's a storm coming in ! 00:29:17:What are you looking at ? 00:29:19:You look up at the sky,|you look down at the ground, 00:29:20:but you don't look|at me, kid ! Got it ? 00:29:23:And don't think this means we're|still together kid, cause we're not... 00:31:42:<i>..tell me about the new King!</i> 00:31:47:<i>This is Death...</i> 00:31:51:<i>Hello ?</i> 00:31:54:<i>I'd like to make|a dedication, please ?</i> 00:31:57:<i>Yeah, yeah, go ahead baby,|you're connected with the Wolf !</i> 00:32:01:<i>To all the rock'n'rollers out there</i> 00:32:04:<i>whose guitar picks shall litter my|path to Vegas to claim my throne...</i> 00:32:11:<i>Soon, Vegas will be destroyed...</i> 00:32:15:<i>and a new song of darkness|will fill the airwaves !</i> 00:32:25:<i>Hello ?</i> 00:32:28:<i>Yeah, let me blag this one out|for the duke of the dark side:</i> 00:32:32:<i>Watch out all you rock and roll mortals,|Death is on the line !</i> 00:32:36:<i>You got me trembling baby !</i> 00:32:42:Dropped something ? 00:33:48:Wonder where I could trade|the kid for a ratchet... 00:34:04:What ? 00:34:08:What !? 00:34:14:What, kid !? 00:35:26:<i>Listen up callers, if you're still|out there on the road to Vegas,</i> 00:35:29:<i>you better get your butt|in gear before it disappears,</i> 00:35:32:<i>cause Vegas is still|looking for the King !</i> 00:36:10:<i>Well good luck, baby,|cause you're gonna need it !</i> 00:36:12:<i>If you're not fully stocked|on your guitar strings,</i> 00:36:15:<i>ratchets and other valuable things,</i> 00:36:17:<i>take a ride out down|to little man's warehouse...</i> 00:36:20:<i>He's got everything from|plutonium to toilet water...</i> 00:36:23:<i>Located in the town of|Fallout, 200 miles from Vegas.</i> 00:36:31:Please... 00:36:47:Arrival ! 00:36:51:New arrival ! 00:37:02:Got a ratchet, little man ? 00:37:04:Ain't no more|ratchets here, homie... 00:37:06:Only paradise,|you got a problem ? 00:37:09:I don't want to rub|with you, little man. 00:37:11:I just want to drink off that nasty ass|toilet water you're trying to sell... 00:37:15:Man, you didn't come out here|for toilet water... 00:37:18:Good point... 00:37:21:How are you with kids ? 00:37:23:Terrible ! 00:37:24:Great, you're hired ! 00:37:32:Now, where can I get a real drink ? 00:37:35:Follow the yellow brick road, homie ! 00:37:39:See you around, kid...|I got a gig in Vegas ! 00:37:51:Do you think it'll be better in Vegas ? 00:37:53:All the same,|wherever you go, 00:37:56:it'll always be the same... 00:38:20:So, heard everybody's|after that guitar of yours... 00:38:24:What's it worth these days ? 00:38:26:Free in a box of Crackerjacks? 00:38:28:Prom tickets ?|A trip to Disneyland ? 00:38:32:A hundred bucks ? 00:38:35:You know, we don't get too|many new guys around here... 00:38:38:A lot of King wannabees,|on their way to Vegas... 00:38:46:Of course, not you.|You're The King, yeah ! 00:38:...
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