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CHASELYFE
"Pilot"
Written by
Chris Kelly & Sarah Schneider
V 2.1 (07.05.16)
COLD OPEN
INT. “E! NEWS” STUDIO
MARIA MENOUNOS in front of a huge screen showing photos of a
blonde swoopy-haired angel wearing too many puka shell
necklaces.
MARIA MENOUNOS
Buckle up girls, there’s a hot new
singer in town who’s making even ME
wet -- but here’s the catch: he
just turned twelve!
INT. “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD” STUDIO
BILLY BUSH stands next to footage of a DIY music video, full
of lens flares and that same tween angel flirting to camera.
BILLY BUSH
His home-made music video “I Wanna
Marry U At Recess” has racked up 22
million views in just 3 days. If my
math is correct, that’s over 100
million views a day!
INT. “MTV NEWS” STUDIO
GABY WILSON at the news desk, photos whoosh in behind her.
GABY WILSON
Rumor has it he’s already fielding
calls from producers, record
labels, and most importantly, from
big fat black rappers.
INT. “TODAY SHOW” STUDIO
MATT LAUER and SAVANNAH GUTHRIE sit on a couch, so excited.
MATT LAUER
And that’s why we are so lucky to
have him in the studio today, for
his first ever live TV interview.
SAVANNAH GUTHRIE
Please welcome ChaseLyfe and his
mother, Pat!
2.
Reveal CHASELYFE, 12, and PAT POOLE, 55. Chase is sweet and
innocent but speaks in a slight “cool voice” for TV and wears
a cocked hat that says “CHASELYFE.” Pat is doting, and has
Kate Gosselin’s haircut from when people made fun of her.
Hi.
CHASE
PAT
Hi! Thanks for having us!
MATT LAUER
So, Chase, my man! Walk me through
this. Have you always wanted to be
a famous singer?
CHASE
Um, I actually never really sang
before. I just made this one video
for fun. And I guess a lotta people
liked it.
SAVANNAH GUTHRIE
I guess they did is right! So mom,
does talent run in the fam?
PAT
Actually yes! His older brother
Cary is an actor here in New York.
CHASE
He’s really good.
SAVANNAH GUTHRIE
Oooh, that’s fun! And what kind of
stuff does HE do?
HARD CUT TO:
INT. UGLY LITTLE AUDITION ROOM - MIDTOWN, NEW YORK CITY
CARY POOLE (32), stands in front of two bored AUDITIONERS.
CARY
Hi, my name is Cary Poole and I’m
reading for the role of “Man At
Party Who Smells Fart.”
Cary gets in character, then:
CARY (CONT’D)
“Ha ha, great party!”
He mimes smelling a fart. Then drops character. That was it.
3.
CARY (CONT’D)
Thank you.
AUDITIONER 1
Okay, great. Let’s go again, but
this time, I think the fart is
bigger and fatter. Does that make
sense? It’s like one of those big
fat farts.
CARY
Oh, okay, yeah. And quick question:
did my character WANT to go to this
party?
AUDITIONER 1
Hmm, that’s a good question. Sheri?
AUDITIONER 2
Um, I think you’re just sort of
like whatever and then the fart.
AUDITIONER 1
Okay, did you get that? You’re just
sort of like whatever and then the
fart.
CARY
(smiling but dying)
Okay, uh, yes. Great.
CUT BACK TO:
INT. “TODAY SHOW” STUDIO
MATT LAUER
Now Chase, you’re only twelve. I
mean, WTF, my man? That’s pretty
young to be so talented.
PAT
Well, that’s kinda normal in our
family. My oldest, Brooke, was
already a professional dancer when
she was Chase’s age.
CHASE
Yeah, she was awesome. She got to
perform at Lincoln Center.
But...then she broke her ankle.
SAVANNAH GUTHRIE
Oh! And what’s she doing now?
4.
PAT
HARD CUT TO:
INT. LUXURY APARTMENT IN “THE EDGE” - WILLIAMSBURG
AERIAL SHOT of BROOKE POOLE (33), dead asleep on a twin air
mattress in the middle of an otherwise empty luxury
apartment. She wakes with a start and checks the time.
FUCK!
BROOKE
Ummmm....
She jumps in the shower, quickly uses shampoo as soap, then
dries down the glass door so you can’t tell it was just used.
BROOKE (CONT’D)
Fuck fuck fuck.
She goes to the microwave and pulls out a bra. She opens the
oven and pulls out a business suit.
Fuccccck.
BROOKE (CONT’D)
She rolls up the air mattress and stuffs it in the washing
machine, then hides a pizza box in the dryer. But wait: she
pulls the box back out, eats a quick slice, then puts it back
in. Just then, a LEASING AGENT and PROSPECTIVE RENTERS enter.
LEASING AGENT
Brooke! What are you doing up here?
BROOKE
Just getting ready...to rent this
apartment to one sexy-ass couple.
PROSPECTIVE RENTER 1
She’s my daughter.
BROOKE
And that’s fine! We are a very
liberal building.
PROSPECTIVE RENTER 2
(walking in)
Is there a washer/dryer?
BROOKE
There is not.
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