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"The Office: An American Workplace"
by
Greg Daniels
Adapted from the original script
by
Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais
FADE IN:
SCENE 1 - INT. MICHAEL SCOTT'S OFFICE - DAY
Michael
seeker.
Scott
is
sitting
behind
his
desk
addressing
a job
SCOTT
I'm a busy man.
When I give jobs,
I
don't
have time for a lotta
B.S.
If a guy
comes to me and says,
"Michael,
this
job
has been my dream since
I was a little
kid.
My whole life
has been leading
up
to this
job," ...
That,
I respond
to.
Nothing
is more important
than
enthusiasm,
from the Greek word
meaning ...
'enthusiastic.'
Huh?
He looks
to
the
job
seeker,
who says
nothing.
SCOTT
Only problem'is,
the talk,
but
you talk
you don't
walk the walk.
Okay, that
was
global,
I'll
make it local:
you didn't
pass your fork-lift
driver's
test.
But ...
the foreman
at the warehouse
is a
personal
friend,
okay?
So don't
sweat
it,
you're
in.
He picks
up the
receiver
and
dials.
off)
SCOTT
{into phone,
showing
Deon ...
You dog ... Playa!
He winks
at
the
job
seeker.
SCOTT
It's
"the boss,"
and when I mean
Springsteen,
I'll
just
say "God" ...
you put out an ad for the fork-lift
driver's
job?
Scott
crosses
his
fingers
and
bites
his
lip.
Have
SCOTT
Good, don't,
I've
got the guy here,
he's
Has he passed
his fork-lift
''the
man" ...
driver's
test?
Playa,
he gives
the
tests
...
Scott
rolls
his
eyes.
2.
SCOTT
Sure ...
Sure.
He's first
sure.
Sure ...
we'll
shoot
to you this
afternoon.
Scott
mimes
for
the
job
seeker
to
aid-trained,
a resume over
type
up a resume.
SCOTT
( into phone)
We still
hangin'
on Sunday?
No, no, no,
you can't
get out of it!
...
How's Jill?
She left
ya yet?
Sure ...
Okay, see you
then.
He puts
down the
She left
that.
phone
and
grits
month,
his
teeth.
about
SCOTT
him last
I forgot
SCENE 2 - INT.
OPEN-'PLAN OFFICE - DAY
Scott
is
showing
the
camera
crew
around
his
office.
SCOTT
I've
been in the business
for twelve
years.
I've been at IDS as general
manager
for eight
of those.
So, putting
together
my team ...
Scott
notices
Pam at
the
reception.
wonderful
Pam.
How ya doin'?
right
Pam?
Pam
Hey, it's
Beesly ...
Been with
Yeah.
SCOTT
Spam, spam,
Receptionist.
us forever,
PAM
SCOTT
Yeah. At one time or another
every
the office
has "sprayed
on Pam."
guy in
PAM
(annoyed)
What?
SCOTT
Any messages?
PAM
Yeah.
Just
a fax.
3.
Pam hands
him a fax.
Hmm
...
SCOTT
Pam, this
is
from
Corporate.
PAM
I know ...
SCOTT
(somber)
How many times
have I told
you?
There's
a special
filing
cabinet
for things
from
Corporate
-
PAM
(worried)
You haven't
told
- it's
Scott
basket
SCOTT
called
the
fax
at
me -
wastepaper
basket!
Pam's wastepaper
practical
joke.
throws
the
and laughs
over the counter
into
the brilliance
of his
Ha!
You'd
SCOTT
The look on your face ...
better
get that
back.
SCOTT TALKING HEAD - INT - DAY
People
He points
to
SCOTT
say I'm the
a mug in
the
best
boss.
with
the
inscription.
foreground
SCOTT
"World's
Greatest
Boss."
They go, "Oh,
we've never worked in a place
like
this
before,
you're
such a riot.
You get the
best
out of us."
And I go, you know,
"Que sera,
sera."
If that's
true
-
awesome.
Scott
shrugs
and
looks
smugly
into
camera.
SCENE 3 - INT.
Take
it
RECEPTION - DAY
SCOTT
easy on me today,
Pam.
PAM
(exasperated)
Yeah?
Why's that?
4.
Oh God.
last night.
I was
out with
Meredith
Packster-
Birney.
(to camera crew)
Todd Packer.
(to
.Pam)
~
Had us a bar hop.
"D
f,
Duff, that
wonderful
stuff ... "
Scott
mimes
SCOTT
Did I party
the Packer.
drinki::~TT
\M~
D'oh!
I
was baked, N~,~to!
Wow,
don't
ever come out with me and the Green
Bay Packer.
PAM
No, I won't.
There's
aged ...
Thirty-n--
SCOTT
(interrupting)
- Thirty,
right ... About that.
Oh, man I
have got to slow down.
Drinking
a little
too much ...
Scott
pats
his
belly.
night
of the
week is
SCOTT
guys my age, and they look middle-
How old do you think I look?
PAM
SCOTT
... if every single
too much.
PAM
(joking)
And every
Beat.
Scott
turns
lunchtime.·
·
look
in his
eyes.
suddenly,
a cold
SCOTT
How many have I had this
week?
PAM
What?

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