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Order
Stick
of
the
The
™
Good Deeds Gone Unpunished
by Rich Burlew
™
Order
Stick
Good Deeds Gone Unpunished
of
the
The
™
Written and Illustrated by
Rich Burlew
™
THE ORDER OF THE STICK: GOOD DEEDS GONE
UNPUNISHED. Copyright 2018 by Rich Burlew.
All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of
America. No part of this book may be reproduced in
any manner whatsoever without written permission,
except as dictated under the Fair Use exceptions
to copyright law. For information, address GITP, 2417
Welsh Road, Suite 21 #328, Philadelphia PA 19114.
ISBN-13: 978-0-9766580-9-2
Published by:
Giant in the Playground
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The Order of the Stick
is a work of parody. Any
similarity to actual people, places, or events is
entirely coincidental. No part of
The Order of the
Stick: Good Deeds Gone Unpunished
has been released
under the terms of the Open Gaming License. The
mention or reference to any company or product in
these pages is not a challenge to the trademark or
copyright concerned.
THE ORDER OF THE STICK, GIANT IN THE
PLAYGROUND, and OOTS, as well as all characters
featured in this work, the distinctive likenesses
thereof and related elements, are trademarks of
Giant in the Playground.
First printing: August 2018
Digital Edition v1: August 2018
New episodes of
The Order of the Stick
are available quasi-regularly at our website,
www.GiantITP.com.
The Book Collection
• Dungeon Crawlin’ Fools
• No Cure for the Paladin Blues
• On the Origin of PCs
• War and XPs
• Start of Darkness
• Don’t Split the Party
• Blood Runs in the Family
• Snips, Snails, and Dragon Tales
• Good Deeds Gone Unpunished
The Adventure Game
•
The Dungeon of Dorukan
• The Shortening
(Expansion Deck)
•
Deluxe Edition
This book would have been printed on recycled
paper if it had been printed at all, but since it’s
a digital copy, it isn’t. I guess the electrons are
recycled, technically.
by Thog
hello, reading-people! thog is here! hooray!
thog here to make talky words about book
before book starts. book is nice! book is good!
book feature mostly characters thog never met.
thog not sure why thog chosen to do this, but
thog try thog’s best anyway. thog no quitter!
not true, thog quit all the time. not now! maybe
later.
book full of blue people. can’t tell because
book is grey, but all that grey is really blue.
except thog. thog’s grey is green. also icky orc
ninja girl is green too.
book has kitty in it. kitty is white not
blue, so that also exception to previous
generalization. thog likes kitties. not as much
as puppies. puppies are better. but kitties are
ok too. cute little fuzzy tails, just like puppies.
kitties don’t fetch though. thog likes fetch, but
kitties won’t throw stick for thog. so mean!
thog like kitty story in book best of all because
no talking!
some day thog get puppy. thog sure of it.
nale promised, and nale never lies to thog. nale
is thog’s best friend! nale’s best friend is sabine,
but thog ok with that because nale and sabine
do yucky special friend stuff that thog doesn’t
like. And thog gets ice cream when nale wants
to do stuff with sabine so yay! everything is
great.
thog hopes nale doesn’t miss thog too
much though. thog never left nale alone for
this long before, not even when thog went to
jail with not-nale. thog worried about nale
because nale hurt inside around daddy-nale.
nale is mean to thog but thog knows that nale
loves thog because everyone likes daddy-nale
better than nale but thog likes nale better. thog
always liked nale better even when nale was
little and thog was not as little but littler than
now. thog is nale’s number one henchman
forever!
thog not sure if thog dead or not right now.
thog buried under rock but reading-people
not see thog’s body so thog not sure. thog
schrödinger’s antagonist. if thog dead, dead
not as bad as thog thought, but if thog alive,
thog could be better. thog hoped thog would
get clue from background of thog portrait on
page but thog is floating in front of blank grey
square. thog think wouldn’t have killed artist
to give thog clue.
book full of good guys, but thog ok with
that. thog not have anything against good
guys in book. some good guys in book locked
thog up in cage with nale and sabine once, but
thog and friends escaped. thog very cunning
like that. but thog not hold grudge. thog live
and let live. or thog die and let die. still very
confusing.
look at all thog say so far! thog just like
talky-man. talky-man talk and talk, and then
drop building on thog. not nice. thog drop
building on talky-man someday. see how
talky-man like it. thog think talky-man not
like it at all.
thog not want to be like talky-man so thog
shut up now.
thog
thog half-orc fighter/barbarian
thog not know what day it is

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