1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,301 <i>♪ Can I tell you something ♪</i> 2 00:00:02,334 --> 00:00:04,437 <i>♪ Just between you and me? ♪</i> 3 00:00:05,037 --> 00:00:06,639 <i>♪ When I hear your voice ♪</i> 4 00:00:06,672 --> 00:00:09,209 <i>♪ I know I'm finally free ♪</i> 5 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:13,680 <i>♪ Every single word is perfect as it can be ♪</i> 6 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:18,384 <i>♪ And I need you here with me... ♪</i> 7 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:21,487 This is nice. 8 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,355 Mm-hmm. So nice. 9 00:00:26,392 --> 00:00:27,694 - Sam? - Mm-hmm? 10 00:00:28,727 --> 00:00:29,729 Do you have a... 11 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:32,098 Ew. No. 12 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,800 Then what's poking my back? 13 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,434 It's my phone. 14 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,136 - Relax. - (laughing) 15 00:00:37,169 --> 00:00:38,370 I was like, oh my God, 16 00:00:38,404 --> 00:00:39,781 I hope he's not trying to get up on this. 17 00:00:39,805 --> 00:00:41,641 Ugh. Gross. 18 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,543 Okay, you don't have to say it like that, homo. 19 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:45,378 - It doesn't bite. - Hey! 20 00:00:45,411 --> 00:00:46,345 We talked about this. 21 00:00:46,378 --> 00:00:47,647 You can't use that word. 22 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,781 You say it! 23 00:00:48,814 --> 00:00:49,814 I'm allowed. 24 00:00:50,149 --> 00:00:51,429 You don't gotta be mean about it. 25 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:55,121 Okay, swap. I wanna be little spoon. 26 00:00:58,524 --> 00:00:59,524 (moans) 27 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,430 So what are you doing this weekend? 28 00:01:04,396 --> 00:01:06,433 For Valentine's Day? Nothing. 29 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,334 You're not going out with Gary? 30 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:10,103 Oh my God, no. 31 00:01:10,536 --> 00:01:12,114 That's something a boyfriend/girlfriend would do. 32 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:13,406 You know that's not my jam. 33 00:01:13,439 --> 00:01:15,574 You guys have been dating for, like, three years. 34 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:17,343 I think you can call him your boyfriend, 35 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:18,578 everybody else does. 36 00:01:18,911 --> 00:01:20,580 Are you trying to start a fight? 37 00:01:23,382 --> 00:01:24,750 What about you, Samwich? 38 00:01:24,783 --> 00:01:25,783 You okay? 39 00:01:26,452 --> 00:01:29,422 You mean because this is my first Valentine's Day 40 00:01:29,455 --> 00:01:30,490 without Malcolm? 41 00:01:31,457 --> 00:01:32,692 It's been a couple months. 42 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,627 You ready to get back on the horse? 43 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,464 There will be no horses 44 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,399 of any kind in my immediate future. 45 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,902 Which is why I'm so glad to be getting out of here 46 00:01:43,936 --> 00:01:45,438 for a few days. 47 00:01:45,471 --> 00:01:47,707 Don't have to go to any of those awful singles parties 48 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,908 and have people give me those horrible looks 49 00:01:49,942 --> 00:01:52,577 and try to set me up with guys named Troy 50 00:01:52,611 --> 00:01:54,147 and Devin. 51 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:59,452 I am just so not ready for that right now. 52 00:02:01,353 --> 00:02:02,731 Wait, what do you mean you're getting out of here? 53 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:03,755 Where're you going? 54 00:02:04,423 --> 00:02:06,426 My friends, Kelly and Kris? 55 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,395 From high school? Their engagement party. 56 00:02:09,428 --> 00:02:10,795 We talked about this. 57 00:02:10,829 --> 00:02:12,698 I must've blocked it out. 58 00:02:12,731 --> 00:02:13,866 My God! 59 00:02:13,899 --> 00:02:16,469 You're going all the way home for an engagement party? 60 00:02:16,502 --> 00:02:18,471 Ugh. You are a good friend. 61 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,405 Yes, I am. 62 00:02:20,439 --> 00:02:22,509 (cell phone buzzing) 63 00:02:23,642 --> 00:02:25,644 Speak of the devils. 64 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:27,647 Hi! 65 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,881 How are you? 66 00:02:28,914 --> 00:02:31,583 How does it feel to be "affianced"? 67 00:02:31,617 --> 00:02:32,618 Affi-what? 68 00:02:32,651 --> 00:02:34,454 Affianced. It means engaged. 69 00:02:35,287 --> 00:02:36,589 Oh! (laughs) 70 00:02:36,622 --> 00:02:38,457 I like that. Af-financed. 71 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:39,825 Like, give me my money, husband. 72 00:02:39,858 --> 00:02:40,826 No, I... 73 00:02:40,859 --> 00:02:42,070 - Never mind. - It feels amazing! 74 00:02:42,094 --> 00:02:43,838 We're so excited that you're coming home for our party! 75 00:02:43,862 --> 00:02:44,563 Ask him about Harry. 76 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:45,965 I'm going to, give me a sec. 77 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:47,465 - Ask me what? - He's not gonna mind. 78 00:02:47,499 --> 00:02:50,603 So listen, we have a small favor to ask. 79 00:02:50,636 --> 00:02:52,438 Anything for the bride and groom. 80 00:02:52,471 --> 00:02:53,606 - Great. - Oh my God. 81 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:54,907 Could you... would you mind 82 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:56,476 giving Harry a lift? 83 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,478 Harry? Harry who? 84 00:02:59,645 --> 00:03:01,447 Harry... Turpin. 85 00:03:01,947 --> 00:03:03,282 Harry Turpin. 86 00:03:03,315 --> 00:03:04,917 Eh, you don't mean Harry Turpin? 87 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:06,285 Harry Turpin who hates me? 88 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:07,587 Harry Turpin who made fun of me 89 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,388 pretty much every day in high school? 90 00:03:09,421 --> 00:03:10,555 Yeah. 91 00:03:10,589 --> 00:03:11,824 You're not seriously asking me 92 00:03:11,857 --> 00:03:13,359 to spend nine hours alone in a car 93 00:03:13,392 --> 00:03:14,502 with Harry frickin' Turpin, are you? 94 00:03:14,526 --> 00:03:16,496 No way! Say no, Sam. 95 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:17,730 Kinda. 96 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,599 It's just you guys go to the same school. 97 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,243 And he was supposed to drive out with his girlfriend, 98 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,544 but I guess they broke up or something. 99 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:24,503 - Shocking. - And he doesn't have a car, 100 00:03:24,536 --> 00:03:26,506 so he won't be able to come, unless... 101 00:03:27,506 --> 00:03:28,975 - I don't know, Kelly. - Say no. 102 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,543 You know, give it to me. I'll tell her. 103 00:03:30,576 --> 00:03:32,378 No. Stop it. Stop. Stop. 104 00:03:32,411 --> 00:03:33,412 We really want him there. 105 00:03:33,445 --> 00:03:35,013 Kris really wants him there. 106 00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:36,315 Please. 107 00:03:36,348 --> 00:03:37,016 Hey. 108 00:03:37,049 --> 00:03:38,317 What's that sound? 109 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:39,350 Where are you? 110 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:40,820 Hell, apparently. 111 00:03:41,687 --> 00:03:43,589 Um, yes, okay. 112 00:03:43,622 --> 00:03:44,724 I will bring Harry. 113 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:46,659 Oh my God! Thank you! 114 00:03:46,692 --> 00:03:49,495 Tell him to meet me outside the Student Union 7 a.m. sharp. 115 00:03:49,528 --> 00:03:51,429 If he is late, I swear to God 116 00:03:51,463 --> 00:03:52,707 - I'm leaving without him. - He'll be there. 117 00:03:52,731 --> 00:03:54,900 Thank you, Sam. Thank you, thank you. 118 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:56,569 - See you Saturday! - Mm-hmm. 119 00:03:59,905 --> 00:04:01,407 Wow! 120 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,643 You, my friend, are a medical marvel. 121 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:07,090 It's a wonder you can stand up at all without a spine like that. 122 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:18,257 (Sam sighs) 123 00:04:22,094 --> 00:04:23,463 (cell phone buzzes) 124 00:04:25,664 --> 00:04:26,664 Oh! 125 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,602 - Everything okay? - He's not here. 126 00:04:29,635 --> 00:04:30,503 What an asshole. 127 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,013 See, and that's the thing about Harry. 128 00:04:32,037 --> 00:04:33,705 No concern for anybody else, 129 00:04:33,739 --> 00:04:35,459 just shows up whenever the hell he wants to. 130 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:37,743 Ugh. I never should have agreed to this. 131 00:04:37,776 --> 00:04:39,745 No, you really shouldn't have. 132 00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:41,881 You could always leave. You'd be perfectly justified. 133 00:04:42,881 --> 00:04:44,582 Fine, I'll give him till 7:15. 134 00:04:44,616 --> 00:04:45,584 What are you doing? 135 00:04:45,617 --> 00:04:47,429 7:10 in the morning, what do you think I'm doing? 136 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,888 Oh my gosh, did I wake you? 137 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:50,423 Yeah, but it's fine. I don't mind. 138 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:51,791 - I mind. - Shut up, Gary. 139 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:52,792 No one cares w...
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